Celebrities travelling incognito come up with all manner of aliases to escape their fans. Here are some of the favourites we've heard.
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Zelda Zonk – Marilyn Monroe
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Carl Con Carne – Brad Pitt
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Mr Stench, Mr Oddpong, Mr Drip Noodle, Mr Donkey Ass – Johnny Depp
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Alotta Warmheart – Brittney Spears
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Apollo C. Vermouth – Paul McCartney
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Richard Monaco – Ringo Starr
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Brian Bigbun, Bobo Latrine, Sir Humphrey Handbag – Elton John
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Prince Albert, Harry Bollocks – Ozzy Osborne
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Tinkerbell – Paris Hilton
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Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Miss Lollypop – Angelina Jolie
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Frank Farmer – Kevin Costner
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JT Smith – John Travolta
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Arnold Schwarzenegger – George Clooney
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Heather Kelly – Tyra Banks
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Ann Walker – Cindy Crawford
Have you heard of other good ones? Let us know at news@ehotelier.net.
Excerpt reprinted with permission from "Waldorf Hysteria, Hotel Manners, Misbehaviours & Minibars" by Arbon Publishing.
